You could [C] see the golf balls spinning as the bounced across the ground,

[Am] And the rattle of the golf clubs as they went 'round and 'round.

He [F] shot off down the slip road, Red Shirt on his chest,

His name was [G] Andy, and he drove the fastest golf car in the [C] west.

[C] Andy, ..... [Am] Andy,

And he [F] drives the fastest [G] golf cart in the [C] west.

Now [C] Andy like some sherberts and drinks after the game,

And after [Am] several gallons he still looked just the same

[F] Later he felt peckish, so he popped out for a snack,

Up the [G] M4 on his golf cart, but he never made it [C] back.

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[C]Charging down the fast lane, his buggy's engine roared

[Am] Saw the service station lights - really thought he'd scored

But a [F] WPC stopped him and he really ought to thank her

[G] Dodging through that traffic, like a Total tanker

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Now [C] Andy had a team coach, his name was Warren G.

And when he [Am] heard of Andy’s stunt he couldn’t let it be.

[F] Warren’s needs are many fold and this got on his wick.

The [G] stories in the paper made him feel a proper [C] fool.

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He [C] called him in the office and he burst his rugby dream

Sent him [Am] packing on his cart and dropped him from the team

[F] Andy didn’t have to go, he wasn’t such a baddie.

[G] Now he’s in the Ryder Cup as Tiger Woods’s [C] caddy.

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